Call Out To Your Brother

Hey I'm Noah! This blog is pretty much just everything I think is cool and funny. I love music, acting, art and the beautiful man we know as Matt Corby.

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

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buddhabrot:

WOAH 

buddhabrot:

WOAH 

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theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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humorking:

when you hear your parents talking shit from another room

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snaps7:

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queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

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barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

barack-obottm:

P L E A S E

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literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

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witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

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